I'll try to translate the joke.. here it goes! :)
A man is trying to get a job at a tailors shop. The shop's owner is not completely shure about this man.. So he ofeers him a deal: "I will give you a day to sell as much as you can. I will come back tomorrow and see how well you can sell. But this is your only chance, so work as hard as you can!"
He comes back the next day, and finds out that every single suit has been sold. The man is an exellent seller! But the owner… Continue
Added by A R I on June 30, 2009 at 5:16pm —
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.
When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs though, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his back. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in… Continue
Added by Wilfredo on June 27, 2009 at 2:05am —
All dear students,
As we won't see each other for a while, it would be great to keep connected with the language and among ourselves!
So I am bringing forward a comment Diegui posted, which I would like you to post your opinion on: by closing schools and institutions at the moment owing to the spread of the "swine flu" we are being paranoic...
Do you agree?
Added by Rita Zeinstejer on June 26, 2009 at 7:13pm —
Hi, my beautiful gang of students!
you'll find a wealthy source of Listening practice with activities. Choose ONE, from the Difficult
list and do the activities. Then let us know why you liked it, posting to this blog...
Look forward to seeing your choices!
Added by Rita Zeinstejer on June 19, 2009 at 8:38pm —
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in
heaven: don’t step on the ducks!”
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally
steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them… Continue
Added by Carla on June 17, 2009 at 1:31pm —
Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
Added by Rita Zeinstejer on June 17, 2009 at 9:15am —
The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
Added by Rita Zeinstejer on June 17, 2009 at 9:12am —
My dear students,
Would you like to have a free interview online and get feedback on your performance?
Then click HERE
to apply..., it'll be a wonderful experience!!
Added by Rita Zeinstejer on June 16, 2009 at 8:52am —
Remember I had to translate the joke... I did my best! :) Well, here it goes...
Queen Elizabeth II invites the president of Argentina, Nestor Kirchner, to have a cup of tea with her at Buckingham Palace, in London.
During the meeting, Nestor asks the Queen:
- Which is your lidership philosophy?
- Is to be surrounded by intelligent people.
- And how do you know if they are intelligent?
- I ask the right question. Let me show you.
Added by Aldana Moroni on June 13, 2009 at 1:48pm —
Remember we could not make out what Bungee Running
Well, take a look HERE
, there's a fairly good explanation...
Added by Rita Zeinstejer on June 4, 2009 at 9:36am —
- Enter Yetisports
- Choose a game
- Have fun :)
.. ..didn't know how to make it a link.. .just cut and paste. its worthy ; )
Added by A R I on June 3, 2009 at 8:17pm —
Added by Rita Zeinstejer on June 2, 2009 at 9:00pm —