Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in
heaven: don’t step on the ducks!”
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally
steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them… Continue