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My 2009 CAE students at ARCI, Rosario, Argentina

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in
heaven: don’t step on the ducks!”
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally
steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for
stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and
along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another
extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same
admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on …. very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”
The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

hahahaa

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Comment by Magali on June 21, 2009 at 10:33pm
jajaj this is a really good one!!
Comment by Rita Zeinstejer on June 25, 2009 at 4:04pm
cannot stop laughing, great!!!! ;-)
Comment by Aldana Moroni on June 25, 2009 at 4:24pm
jajajajajaja very funny!
Comment by Mariano Marzi on June 27, 2009 at 8:43pm
Noooo it's great!! really really great! OMG!

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